Correct Pronunciation T-shirt

This snobbish T-shirt teaches those around you the proper way to pronounce some Russian words like cottage cheese (tvoROG), beet (SVYOklah), contract (dogoVOR), catalogue (kahtahLOG), and cakes (TORti). That is if they can read and speak Russian, of course :-) Words chosen are the typical ones that Russians themselves pronounce wrongly.