Tubez name and logo

It’s not proper, sir, to run around in a fur coat
in front of the whole courtyard.
Buy some Tubez jeans.
And it’s time for you to get married.

Those jeans are really hot,
they make the ass and balls feel cozy.
They’re made by our local tailors,
better than the foreign ones.

The patches are made of leather
and the seam is properly stitched.
And the logo and naming are also
of the highest quality!