Those who appreciate massage, exercise,
body cream (for nether regions),
will find a lot of new and fresh ideas
in the SexGuru store.
There’s a big box of goods here
for the household, for every day:
there’s a collar, a rope and a plug,
and a thimble for horse toes.
Don’t read between the lines:
it’s the way of a worried head.
There’s a pretty flower in the logo,
and not what you thought.