Logo of the bar “House of Culture”

There is no reason to regret the old!
Yekaterinburg, don’t shed a tear!
Instead of the famous gay bar
a new bar has opened! It’s not gay!

Where gays sat with their asses
and changed their gender every evening,
there will be Orthodox weeks,
a Cossack choral group and a kids’ buffet!

Solid binary natures!
Straight people of all kinds and races!
We await you in the new bar “House of Culture”!
In the very same place! At the very same hour!