Profanity Museum logo
Saving passers-by from boredom
on Nevsky, for a modest price,
the Profanity Museum
will tell them everything about swearing.
Not a badge, nor stitching,
nor mumbo-jumbo for dumb folks:
just the naked truth about swearing
and the great Russian language.
Swear beautifully freaking out!
Shade the beautiful letters!
But if need be, remain restrained
and proper, like our logo.